Chonghua had two young, promising generals, and the two diverged[1] like water and fire.
The one like water was named Mo Xi. He was a cold, repressed bachelor. The gambling pool on General Mo’s virginity had accumulated enough money to make the poorest men rich overnight.
The one like fire was named Gu Mang, he was warm, enjoyed laughter, and carried tender feelings for the opposite sex. If he had taken responsibility for every girl he kissed, he’d have been forced to pawn off his underwear.
Before Gu Mang’s rebellion, one day, filled with a strange impulse, he took a book he had compiled, and ran over to hear Mo Xi’s opinion.
At that time, General Mo was holding several bundles of books, busy with military affairs. He just asked General Mo a sentence: "What are you writing?"
“I’m writing everything.” Gu Mang replied happily, “Culinary knowledge, experiences, mountain travel guides, military maps, and other trivial matters.”
Mo Xi took the books, and returned to his writing.
Gu Mang said, smiling: "I also wrote about you."
Mo Xi was suddenly alarmed, and his hand froze. Mo Xi looked up at him.
"...What did you write about me?"
Gu Mang replied sincerely: "Just a factual description of our history."
"What history?"
Gu Mang scratched his head, grinning shamelessly, and quickly replied: "All of it."
"..."
Mo Xi did not bother replying, simply staring at him for a while, his long eyelashes sweeping over his face, and wrote two lines of crisp, exact calligraphy over the novel coldly:
This is a banned book, and any offender will penalized.
Author’s Notes:
It’s been a while~Though I don’t know if any of you have been waiting QAQ Meat bun, in advance, would like to wish everyone a happy New Year~~~ First release a few chapters, then the book will begin to update on January 3 a 10 o'clock every night
Translation Notes:
[1] 泾渭分明 is “as the Jing and Wei rivers separate clearly”. Idiom for being completely different
Dante’s Notes:
If you guys remember 2HA, this is the same author, Meat Bun Doesn’t Eat Meat. Extra Corruption’s an ongoing novel with roughly the same general warnings (PG-13 violence and adult themes). I'll preface every chapter with the relevant warnings to the best of my ability. (Please inform if you feel something should be tagged.)
This chapter translated by Dante.
We will be updating every Friday, if all goes according to schedule.
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